numovu:

life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.

(via fairytales-and-apocalypses)

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via parkingstrange)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via parkingstrange)

vogue-hearts:

strangers can become best friends just as best friends can become strangers.

(Source: , via parkingstrange)

wreckedteens:

Not sure if i watched this movie before or if I just watched the trailer 58 times

(via parkingstrange)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via parkingstrange)